Aw, isn't that sweet? Uganda's PMs were only doing it for the kids - and only the straight ones.
Following reduced aid from the United States and other nations, Ugandan officials are claiming its harsh anti-gay bill signed into law in February was never intended to discriminate against gays and lesbians, but instead its sole purpose is to protect the children of Uganda.
Uganda's love of its children is well documented. When they aren't being raped on an epidemic scale, they are being forcibly removed from school, branded as gay, and ritually humiliated. A more nurturing environment it is difficult to imagine.
Even the head of Ethics & Integrity reckons raping girls is perfectly natural.